"woman aims to become world's fattest"
that is pure ambition right there! for those of you too lazy to open another tab, basically she wants to weigh 1,000 lbs. she has quite a head start on me - weighing in at over 600 pounds, so i have my work cut out for me.
"I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.(so, by "running after her daughter" she means pushing the button on her scooter chair? easy there.)
Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible so she doesn't burn off as many calories.
In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food......barf (unfortunately they did not link to this website, but i'm sure you can google it if you are interested).
if only josh were a "belly man" like her man philippe... sigh.
[feeling a little better today. can't argue with progress and a little less nausea.]