Thursday, February 17, 2011

breaking news

dear (former) temp worker
thank you for providing me with entertainment from "8:00" to "5:00" (/whenever you felt like showing up) for the past couple of months. i thoroughly enjoyed hearing about your train-wreck of a life and all the random details you chose to talk about (loudly) all.day.long. you always came up with great excuses as to why you were late and/or had to miss work, and i admire that.


i hope you can keep up with the payments for your 22's. they sure are sexy, and certainly worth the fact that your car payment + rims payment > mortgage. you told us about your 6-year old threatening his teacher with a (supposedly non-existent) gun in his pocket, and i do hope you can remedy that behavior. i will always wonder what happened to your boyfriend and if he ever cleaned up his drug habit and landed a job.

i still don't know your real name but will forever call you "indigenous". it's not like you know what that word means anyway. thanks again for all the drama, work is quiet and boring now that you're gone.


in other news
some marathon changed it's rules or something.

my thoughts
the boston marathon? how long is that one?

34 comments:

  1. yay; sounds like things will be more pleasant!

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  2. how dare they leave you?! i mean, youre probs happy but man i bet that was good entertainment!

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  3. I'm in love with your former temporary co-worker. A wicked sucker for rims, me. Especially if bought on credit at usurious interest rates. Plus all 6 year olds should carry a make believe piece. My favorite when I was 6 was a glock that I pretended to have customized.

    I think Boston is 27 miles, right?

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  4. That was awesome!!!

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  5. You are going to miss him....
    Yay for new goals to shoot for!

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  6. This saddens me for two reasons.

    #1 You (we) lose out on your entertainment for the week

    #2 She will probably start collecting unemployment now and now we are paying for her 22's

    Boston = eh.

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  7. Sounds like productivity will take a nosedive for you now! ; )

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  8. Sucks that all good things must come to an end!

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  9. LOL...LOL....LOL!! My thoughts are about the same on Boston!

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  10. IF U DIDN'T LIKE HAVING ME AS A TEMP WORKER U SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME 2 MA FACE

    also: lolz.

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  11. 1) theyz iz 24's not 22's
    2) dat teach'r shuldnt' be all up in my kidz bricks...of course shes gonna getz the chrome up sides her head
    4) whatcha say'n bout my man, biotch?
    D) indigenous...yep, I AM a genous. That's why i left dat stupid job.

    HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

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  12. Sounds like it will be awefully quiet now! ;-)

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  13. hilarious. I always wonder why people feel the necessity to lay it all out with co-workers they are not 'friends' with and then when they are temporary meaning they are leaving soon.

    But for hilarity purposes they are a gold mine.

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  14. Wow. Some people! You should've gotten her to write a blog!

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  15. Thank you for not having a long post about Boston. I have been refusing to comment. I am sure no one cares that I am on refusal stance, but at least I know!

    I love the assholes at my work- entertainment at its finest. And they are everywhere!

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  16. The Boston Marathon i believe that it has 42,195 km... Since almost all in the world, not? :D

    A nice greeting...!!

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  17. So you made me Google indigenous!!!!

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  18. Ahaha! Gotta love entertainment at work.

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  19. Haha love this post!

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  20. Great post!!
    Boston Marathon I think that should be around 10k right? jeje
    hugs
    Tania

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  21. BAwahahaha

    Sometimes its nice to have that though!

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  22. awesome. HiLAriOus!!

    thank you for not blogging about BQ times. this is one of the many reasons why i love your blog <3!

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  23. Haha, sounds like a real winner. High quality entertainment is hard to come by sometimes :)

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  24. I love (hate) people like that. Always make me feel better about my life. But annoy the crap out of me.

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  25. that...was hilarious...

    thanks for sharing...

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  26. So what are you going to do at work now????

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  27. Boston Shmoston! I'm in for this new race you promised to organize!

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  28. Perfect post! You certainly made me smile.

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  29. Very nice, gotta love having a train wreck to work with - never a dull moment! I'm guessing their assignment was finally cut off?

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  30. oh darn - did I miss indigenous' going away party? I hope there was cake!

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