dear (former) temp worker
thank you for providing me with entertainment from "8:00" to "5:00" (/whenever you felt like showing up) for the past couple of months. i thoroughly enjoyed hearing about your train-wreck of a life and all the random details you chose to talk about (loudly) all.day.long. you always came up with great excuses as to why you were late and/or had to miss work, and i admire that.
i hope you can keep up with the payments for your 22's. they sure are sexy, and certainly worth the fact that your car payment + rims payment > mortgage. you told us about your 6-year old threatening his teacher with a (supposedly non-existent) gun in his pocket, and i do hope you can remedy that behavior. i will always wonder what happened to your boyfriend and if he ever cleaned up his drug habit and landed a job.
i still don't know your real name but will forever call you "indigenous". it's not like you know what that word means anyway. thanks again for all the drama, work is quiet and boring now that you're gone.
in other news
some marathon changed it's rules or something.
the boston marathon? how long is that one?