Sunday, May 22, 2011

yoga research

research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does!

savasana - position of total relaxation.

balasana - position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

setu bandha sarvangasana - this position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

marjayasana - position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

halasana - excellent for back pain and insomnia.

dolphin - excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.

salambhasana - great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

ananda balasana - this position is great for massaging the hip area.

malasana - this position, for ankles and back muscles.

31 comments:

  1. LOL! That is way too funny.

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  2. Wow... That is hilarious! I love it!

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  3. hilarious. That has to be a BAC of .50.....

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  4. Dropping yoga stat. Taking up drinking.

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  5. Just when I thought I didn't like yoga...

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  6. Well, in that case... I think I have to do more "yoga"! ;-)

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  7. SO funny! Good reasons to do yoga, as far as I'm concerned.

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  8. I am seriously laughing out loud! I don't always laugh out loud when I see something funny on blogs but with this I am. Too funny!! Bahahaha

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  9. well i'm glad that my weekend can now be considered healthy.

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  10. Hysterical. Think I'll go get a beer.

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  11. OMG! I`d rather stay with yoga. :)

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  12. Sadly savasana is the only pose I have mastered.

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  13. Funny how all the Yoga poses were women and all the "non" Yoga (aka: drunk) poses were men!! Amazing how much flexibility can be reached when alcohol is involved!
    The last pose is one hell of a beautiful squat!

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  14. I knew I didn't need yoga - just a few good drinks!

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  15. I think that deep down I've always known this to be true. Now whenever Raffi asks if I want to go to Yoga with her, I can reply with "No thanks, I'll just have a Jack and Coke!"

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  16. OMG!!! Super funny...totally cracking up here! Hey girl, how are you doing? Anything new and exciting happening in your neck of the woods? Take care!

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  17. Great post -- I haven't tried running or cycling immediately after a bender, but something tells me I would end up looking like the guys in your post...

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  18. Ha! And that would be exactly why I don't bother with the yoga.

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  19. This is too effing funny! LOL!

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  20. This is too funny..... Did you come up with this yourself? I laughed my butt off.

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