Thursday, June 7, 2012

reader request: running in a bikin

a couple of weeks ago i received this email from a blog reader:


the email says - "helo u look so sexy have u ever run in a bikin????????????? i want to see u in bikini sent me a atchment"

not one to disappoint, here are some pictures of me running in a bikini:


i find that this attire really comes in handy for races because it distracts the male runners and slows them down.

plus, after a run i don't even have to change before reporting to my new job! (thanks to run with jill)


because i know many of you will want to come work at the coffee shop with jill and i, here are some of the details from the craigslist ad:
Are you a Hot Chick with an aptitude for multi-tasking? 
Do you love to entertain, make people laugh and exercise your wild side? 
Are you the life of the party? 
If you want to work in an environment that encourages you to be yourself and have fun, while sharpening your skills as a Professional Barista, this is the job you've been looking for!
POSITION QUALIFICATIONS: 
MUST BE ABLE TO WORK IN THEME OUTFITS AND BIKINIS. (NOT OPTIONAL) 
**MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE +** 
***To schedule an interview, please send Resume and Face Pic to Troy or Ryssa, in response to this ad!***

thanks shamin for your email.

45 comments:

  1. Best post ever. I guess I know what my new job will be!!! :)

    Thanks for the great laugh this morning. :)

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    1. Come on down! It's all about the "coffee" at the Hot Chick A Latte... Hahaha

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  2. THANK YOU for doing this. I was hoping you would. Totally just made my day!

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  3. Oh dear... I can only imagine what this is going to do for Blogger search statistics...

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    1. I aim for the finest blog-readers out there...

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  4. Haha, that is too funny! You certainly look great in that bikini!

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    1. Ha! Thanks, as no one would want to see me running in a real-life bikini... My MS Paint body is so much slimmer!

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  5. Oh boy. Now you've upgraded to having creppers?!

    I totally had to Google Bikin, wish I hadn't at work. Wowza!

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  6. I'm not sure they'd all get distracted and slowed down. Maybe a few that are looking to pass and don't, but there'd be another good chunk that would be pulled along at bikini girl pace. Either way there'd be some weird cluster of times around that pace.

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    1. Valid point. They'd probably hang with the bikini waiting for a wardrobe malfunction / to maximize the "view". Unless it was me in real life, then they'd sprint in the other direction ;)

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  7. So when are you moving to Denver exactly? :)

    I owe you an email....I've been out of town but thinking about ya!

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  8. I thought I deleted that email but I must have hit 'send'.............

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    1. Oh... And what'a a Bikin? I am afraid to google it now!

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    2. Curiosity got the best of me... All I saw was bikini's and it's also a Russian town??

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  10. Wait....they want people to work in bikini's but only want a face pic? Who is running this HR department?

    And that is f'n great....thanks for the laugh this morning.

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    1. very valid point! may be surprised when they see the rest of the package...

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  11. You look awesome in those pics - but isn't this supposed to be family-friendly?

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  12. You never cease to crack me up.

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  13. Hubba hubba!

    fyi, we have one of them there scantily clad coffee places less than 2 minutes from my house. i'll take a photo for you.

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    1. i didn't know these places were so popular! you are so lucky to have one nearby.

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  14. Seriously, this is absolutely hilarious!! I love this post!

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  15. Hilarious! I suppose filling prescriptions in a bikini would be frowned upon.

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    1. you never know, your patients may respond well to it!

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  16. That is fantastic!!! I have a new dream career.

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    1. haha. aiming for the moon so you can land amongst the stars eh? :)

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  17. That's awesome!! I totally think you should apply. This cracked me up. Love the great pics of you in that sexy bikini :)

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  18. I like to "exercise my wild side" hahahaha....too funny.

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  19. HILARIOUS! Love your reply!

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  20. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Gotta love those emails. This response takes the cake. Can't blame Sharmin for trying...

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  21. Oh my gosh--so funny! And I love your pictures!

    Several years back the winner of the Frederick Marathon did it in a bikini. It was really funny. Turns out it was Jenn Shelton, who is featured in Born to Run--she's a character!

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    1. wow! i mean i know they run in essentially-bikini-bottoms these days but a bikini/bathing suit top? my boobs wouldn't make it. would be pretty funny though. maybe if i ever get that six-pack i'll run in a bikini...

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  22. That is awesome!! I especially love the picture of the guy getting distracted as you run by in your "bikin."

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  23. this is just spectacular! thank you. so very much.

    p.s. i bet a zookeeper would also be-friend you if you ran/barista'd in a bikini. just a thought. because, you know. they are friendly. and like to attach themselves to things that.... walk.

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